your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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