I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize