all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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