And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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