I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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