carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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