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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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