apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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