I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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