i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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