i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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