He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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