No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
