Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
false alarm. still invincible.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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