Slut skills are useful in every country.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Found the puke drawer
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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