I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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