I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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