Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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