Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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