it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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