I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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