question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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