Three words: puerto rican gang bang
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
