Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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