I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My butt remains clenched, sir.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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