Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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