Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
my sisters under your porch take her home
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You were trust falling into bushes
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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