We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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