We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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