Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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