Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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