Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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