I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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