office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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