Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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