so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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