5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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