you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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