Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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