Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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