the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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