i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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