i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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