love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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