Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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