you win again, gameday.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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