420 ftw
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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