so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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