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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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