fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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