Tell her she can't have a vagina
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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