so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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