wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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