i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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