yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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