You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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