Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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