Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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