i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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